May 19, 2011 3 Comments
So with the rapture right around the corner (according to Harold Camping) I thought it would be fun to play a little game. When people call in to Camping’s radio program “Open Forum” he has a lot of people that ask “what are you going to do on May 22nd?” I think this is a fair question, however Camping always says the same dull boring answer “I am not going to even entertain the thought, the rapture will happen on May 21st.”
So what is Camping going to say? Well I have a few predictions.
Camping preaches 2 things frequently on his program. “Cry mightily unto God” and he talks about how God was going to destroy the Ninevites in the book of Jonah. However in the book of Jonah God spared Nineveh after the Ninevites cried mightily unto God.
This is going to be what Harold is going to say about us in the present times. It will probably be something similar to this: “Oh most wonderful God has spared us from destruction after hearing our pleas. Just like he did to the Ninevites, praise God for his excellence and mercy.”
Camping may go the route of the Jehovah witness and say Jesus is here except he is invisible.
We may hear something to the effect of “the Bible is a very complex thing and we must have overlooked something.”
And my last prediction sounds a little like number one, Camping may say “Oh God has spared us Judgement day. Most merciful God has left the day of salvation open for us, be thankful for this everyone. I was not wrong about May 21st, the Bible guaranteed it, not me, I am just a humble servant. But our little peanut brains can’t understand the mind of God, just be glad salvation is still available to us because the world is still going to end October 21st, 2011.
What we are not going to hear on May 22nd is Harold admitting that he was wrong. For Harold to admit he is wrong would make him a false prophet by his own belief system and that won’t happen…I GUARANTEE IT! Camping honestly believes his is some sort of prophet from God, like a modern day Noah or Jonah. I don’t think he has any malicious intent for making this May 21st claim, I honestly believe he really thinks it is going to happen in 2 days. Personally, I just want to see how he is going to weasel out of it. He is also working with something more valuable to him than any amount of money and probably the biggest reason he will not admit he was wrong. It is Harold Camping’s very own pride…one of the seven deadly sins…GASP!